A Freakin Noodle Vendor

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Author: Captain Pip

Last revision: 11 Aug, 2019 at 23:18 UTC

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Before I say anything about this mod I would like to thank Seppuku_Doge for their wonderful and mesmerizing pixel art, without which this mod would have never happened.
You can find them and their incredible work at:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/seppuku_doge
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emperor_wee
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/Seppuku_Doge

Have you ever thought it strange that in an entire universe with hundreds of types of food there isn’t a single type of pasta to be found?
You can eat cactus ice cream.
You can eat a stew that stares at you.
You can eat a robotic tomato.
But pasta? Nah, that would be too weird.

Well not anymore! You can now gorge yourself with all the noodlely goodness pixels can buy with Noodle Cup™! Using pixel printer technology, our Noodle Vendor™ vending machines will guarantee that every Noodle Cup™ you buy is hot and fresh. And due to a secret patented formula, your Noodle Cup™ will stay fresh until the heat death of the universe!
And as a special bonus we’ve installed the Noodle Vendor™ blueprint on all industrial workbenches connected to the quantum network, so you can have your very own Noodle Vendor™ and purchase a Noodle Cup™ any time you like.

Disclaimer: Noodle Inc. is not liable for any spyware that may infect your industrial workbench as a result of the Noodle Vendor™ blueprint. Noodle Inc. denies any and all claims that Noodle Cup™ is "just relabeled canned food". The Protectorate Food Safety Administration recommends that a Class 3 hazardous materials suit be worn while handling Noodle Cup™ or any equipment that may have come in contact with it.

Buy a Noodle Cup™ today!