A Freakin Cargo Tram
Have you ever taken a look at one of the wimpy stock trams, then looked at the entrance tunnel for your massive half-finished research center, then looked back at that adorably tiny tram and puked a little bit in your mouth?
Yea, same here.
Well chuck that motorized bucket out the nearest airlock and get yourself
A FREAKIN CARGO TRAM!
At three times the width this thing is an absolute unit of a tram. Powered with GravPulse (patent pending) load bearing assistance technology, this industrial size tram is more than capable of transporting anything that Starbound’s LUA gods deem worthy. Also comes with holographic alignment guides to help emphasize just how large it is. Unfortunately, such a beast of a tram comes with a hefty price, so be prepared for it to take a chunk out of your resource reserves.
Or you can just /admin that stuff. I won’t tell 😉
FAQ:
Q: Where can I craft it?
A: Crafted at the rail crafting table. Requires 30 copper wire, 3 batteries, 10 silicon boards, 20 durasteel bars, 15 silver bars, and 5 gold bars.
Q: What are it’s dimensions?
A: 7 blocks tall by 15 blocks wide.
Q: What’s a "LUA"?
A: Good question.
Q: How many times did you have to verify the integrity of your game?
A: I stopped counting when I realized I was absentmindedly pulling chunks of my own beard out.
Q: What’s up with that image with code stuff?
A: I’m glad you asked, hypothetical audience of my imagination!
That tiny bit of code is what adds the GravPulse effect to the tram, and represents 90% of the effort put into this mod. For three days strait I battled the LUA gods, only for them to punish me by breaking every single tram in the game. In the end I realized that I had to conform to their laws, least I suffer the wrath of a hidden boss that was never given true form.
I’ve lost ten pounds this week, my dreams are full of code, and I have an appointment with my psychiatrist in a few days.
And I did it all just for a freakin cargo tram.
