The Spicy Stick!!! (Burned Alive but better)
So, there I was, wandering the Holy Lands with my donuts, patrolling for raptors to keep the farms safe. I happened upon a female scorchie, all alone and at night. Fearing she might be an agent of Narko, we attempted to stop her and search her for evidence, to which she refused. Upon searching her we found a skeleton repair kit! Not only was she an agent of Narko, but she was also in bed with the Dark Ones!!! By Okran’s Holy Light!!! We couldn’t spare the resources to send her to Rebirth, so we went to take the only logical action in this scenario and opened up the build menu. I was shocked when I couldn’t find the burning prisoner pole anywhere…
I searched the workshop trying to see what was up, and couldn’t find "Burned Alive" anywhere. So, I popped open the modding tool and got to work. The result of my labor?
THE SPICY STICK!!!
I’d never using the modding tool past making character starts for RP purposes, so it took a bit, but I think I’ve ended up with something that is a bit of an improvement over the original "Burned Alive." During the process of it’s creation I had the thought "well, if I put anyone in the stick, they all burn the same. How will I know if the person I’m burning is actually an agent of Narko or just your garden variety heretic?" So, in addition to the regular Spicy Stick, there is about a 10% chance of building a Super Spicy Stick that will be able to purify the souls of even the most tainted of Narko’s agents(can’t make it a %chance on use, had to be on build. Not very familiar with the modding tool, but just gonna say its a limitaion and blame it on Chris).
Now YOU TOO can do your part and cleanse the souls of women, bugmen, and sheks so that they might hopefully be reincarnated as human beans!
The Spicy Stick can be research unlocked when researching imprisonment, or you can buy the blueprint from HN adventure shops.
Please let me know if you run into any complications/problems/conflicts with other mods and I’ll try to use my lil’ monke brain best I can to figure it out.
DISCLAIMER Griffin was not harmed in the making of this mod. He was used for mere testing/screenshot purposes and the game save was reloaded to before he was spicified. I can promise you he does not remember a thing
