Simple Saw Master
Step right up folks! That’s right! Another marvelous device is available for your perusal. Right here, right now, brought to you by the nearly yet most probably not extraordinary, dominuskevin’s not realy exostential organization, the SIMPLE SAW MASTER!
Crack the whip on your simple lumber jack. Let’em know you’re the boss!. Working too slow? Not cutting fast enough? With several settings to choose from you can have your little slacker moving so fast he or she will barely have time to turn around!
That’s right folks! Firewood will fly out so fast even you’ll get whip lash and your minions will love you for it!
In twenty minutes time one little freeloader can make enough for the entire winter! Then you can put’em to work somewhere else and they’ll thank you for it!
But that’s not all. No indeedy it’s not. Would you like to punish the little ground pounder for walking back and forth too slowly? Spending too much time eating are they? Then slow’em down! A quick flip of the switch and you relax knowing it will take half again, no twice as long! You heard me! Mak’em cut wood forever!
And as an additional bonus our most likely non-existant backers have given us the go ahaead to alllow you to assign an extra builder so you can start punishing your slacker today!
Remember folks, if it’s ever upgraded you’ll get that free!
And, don’t forget ladies and gentlemen.. dominuskevin’s magically deniable non existant organization is coming to an island near you!
Sppeds == 2x (slowest). 1.5x, 1 (normal), 0.5x, 0.25x, 0.05x (crazy fast)
