DA REAL HAMMER OF GORK
OI, YOU GITZ EVA FINK DA ‘AMMER O GORK REGIMEN A RENOWN WAS ZOGGIN WEEDY FER SUMFIN NAMED AFTA GORK?
WELL DATS CUZ YOUZ AN ORC (MAYBE A GOBBO) AND DIS ERE IS DA MOD FER YOU
WOTZITS:
-NO LIMIT ON HAMMERS. STILL TAKES TEN TURNS FER U TO GET ANUVVA WUN
-CHANGES DEM WEEDY GOBBO ROKS TO DA GREEN WUNZ WOT DA BIG’ UN FROWS.
-MAKES DA BIG ‘UN ROKS MORE KILLY
-MAKES SQUIG SPLOSIONS SUPER KILLY
PROS:
-ITS GREAT FER KRUMPIN.
-WERKS WIV UVVA GITZ MODS SO LONG AS DEY DONT TOUCH DA HAMMER OF GORK
CONS
-PRAY TO YER RESPECTIVE GODS IF YOUS AINT DA ORCS AND DIS FING IS ON DA FIELD. BALANCE IS FER POINTY EARS AND DERE STAUNCH LINE O SPEARS, DIS FING IS FER WINNING
For anyone who doesnt care to read the above, it changes the projectile on the Hammer of Gork to the projectile thrown by the Big ‘Un rouge idol. VERY powerful. Also makes bomb squigs a lot more damage and a bit bigger radius. Gork and Mork approved.
