THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you ready for the juice?!?!?!
be excited……….be be excited
ALPHAS USE THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU WANT TO BE AN ALPHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU ALL ABOUT MAXIMUM RESULTS 100% OF THE TIME,OF COURSE YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALPHAS ARE FRIGGEN HUGE, YOU WANNA BE FRIGGEN HUGE RIGHT???????????????!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO YOU CAN BE BIG TOO, YOUR AN ALPHA AND ALPHAS TALK BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAUSE THEY CAN, CAUSE NO ONE CAN STOP THEM, MAYBE EXCEPT ANOTHER ALPHA…MAYBE!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET BIG NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU PROBABLY DONT HAVE ENOUGH PROTEIN IN YOUR DIET!!!! YOU NEED TO EAT HEALTHY!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND DO IT THE DWARVEN WAY BY CHUGGING ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN COOK IT INTO FOOD TO STOCKPILE LATER FOR YOUR ADVENTURER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cause your adventurer and people at your fort will lose thier edge after a time
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO INCH FALL MAKE DIE ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HELLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT LOSING THAT LEGENDARY WARRIOR YOUVE BEEN TRAINING !!!!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS YOUR FORT BEING RELENTLESSLY ASSAULTED BY MEGA BEASTS!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TIRED OF NOT HAVING ENOUGH DWARF BUCKS TO GET THAT THING FROM A CARAVAN?!?!?!?!
TAKE THAT ♥♥♥♥ WITH FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU TIRED OF URIST MCSLOWSHIT NOT MAKING IT TO YOUR DOOMSDAY LEVER ON TIME?
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONT LET YOUR DWARVES OR WHO EVER YOU PLAY EVER BE BULLYED…… EVER AGAIN!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEAR THIER FRIGGEN HEAD OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU TIRED OF LAZY DWARVES TAKEN THEIR SWEET OLE TIME WITH TASKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED THAT WOOD!!!!! YOU NEED THAT STONE!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU NEED IT NOW!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU TRYING TO BUILD BIG FORTS FAST??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND YES……I GAVE GOBLINS THE ABILITY TO EAT AND DRINK………………….!
GOBLIN MEN HAVE BEARDS …CAUSE THEY’RE ALPHA AS F@#$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOBLIN WOMEN CAN PRODUCE UPTO 30 GOBLIN EGGS ..UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THEY WILL EAT THAT ♥♥♥♥ THEY KNOW GOOD PROTEIN WHEN THEY SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THEY CAN HAVE UPTO 30 GOBLIN BABYS AT A TIME !?!? UUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
AND THEY ARE BORN ADULT! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU TIRED OF GETTING AMBUSHED IN ADVENTURE MODE AFTER OH SO MUCH PLANNING??
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU TIRED OF WONDERING IF YOU CAN TAKE SOME MEGABEAST?WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU TIRED OF WAITING FOR NECROMACER TOWERS TO GET BUILT?????????????????!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU TIRED OF BIG LETTERS YET ..!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!OF COURSE YOUR NOT!!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT UNADULTERATED PSYCHOTIC RAGE FEELS LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEED THE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A CREATURE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!??
uhhh me.. me. me either thats weird……………………………………..
Warning the juice is habit forming, physically, and mentally addictive
and may lead to homocidal killing sprees, and strong dellusions of grandeur
if you feel like or even think you are a god, consult your doctor immediately
as this may be a sign of a more serious problem.
The juice is a high energy organic plant packed full of protein! cultivate it in fortress and brew into drink or mill into powder for big buffs to speed/strength/agility/focus and more become an adventuring juggernaut;A FRIGGEN HUGE guy or fill a fortress full of hulking monstrosities ready to tear your enemys to peices.
Now with two protein drink flavors!!
The Juice be excited!!, be.. be.. excited!
