Skinny Flak Pants
You, hey you! Have YOU ever wanted to put on a pair of protective pants underneath all that armor?! Worry no more, for Skinny Flak Pantsᴛᴍ has come to save the day! No longer will you feel the earth-shattering pain of taking a round straight to the groin through all that EXPENSIVE power armor! Buy now and get 1 for free! A product of Killigan Industries.
