Eaerth Modern Day (CHILDHOOD MAP THINGY)
In Elementary, I drew a fictional world map on a paper, My friends and I would make history on it then, we’d make a nation of our own and play as it, ones that would not be played would be called Non-Playable Empires (NPE), little did I know this’ll change us. We now know this alternate world’s history at the back of our hand.
The planet, Eaearth, has two moons. One the size of the moon, which looks yellow, The Shoon, and one the size of Mars farther away that looks like a green Venus, inside of it has toxic plants no animals, just lots of toxic, extremely hot Jungles, the Doone.
Canonically in the year 1980, the two moons of the planet would have their first solar eclipse in teh thousand years, but then the larger ones gravity would exert so much force on the smaller one that the smaller one would smash into Hannapa’ah, and the bigger one into the East of Easia, killing everyone on it. Ending the game for good, but I still continued it, not by playing it but putting my own timeline of what if it never happened
Continents; Easia (The Dozeis, Walmartia, Jonan, and Escad are there along with others)
Efroca (Catland, Dogwater, Queen’s Land, Malai, and Shutup are there along with others)
Kangarooland (Kangrooland and one of Walmartia’s colonies)
North Afro (Marisland, Divanda, Hannapa’ah and Konan Dynasty are there along with others)
South Efro (Krazil, Nah, Duh, Angel’s Land, Valorida, and Desmary are there along with others)
The Antic (NOBODY LIVES HERE)
Here’s some nations and their background,
Escad (played by me), starting off as a nomadic tribe people who’d ride Eskadi Conquests, riding their moose in history! After taking over most of Efroca, and all of Easia other than the way right side, they got cut-up.After being cut-up into several kingdoms, three of them with the same culture would unify (in the middle of modern day Escad). Turning into the kingdom of Escad, they still love moose! Then, after the Dozeis discovered the New World, they soon colonized the West Coast of modern day Marisland, they soon dumped Eskadi Pumpkin Ice Lattes into the sea, then gaining their own nation. Then going onto another Eskadi Conquest, they’d be smaller than their first one, but they still survived after they got carved up, their mainland would be safe and sound! The East side of their gaining in South Afro would become Krazil. In 1701, they got into a Communist revolution, becoming Escad instead of Eskad (the old Escad was called, ‘Eskad’). Then in late 1700s, The Dozeis would try to send 10 spies to Marisland but then the Marish killed them, after that, The Dozeis declared war on Marisland. But Escad, Valorida, Desmary (Valorida was a Communist rebelion in Marisland in the South to keep slavery, and Desmary was another Eskadi colony, but they still liked Escad, and they were basically a Valoridan simp), Konan Dynasty, and Walmartia, were the best allies of Escad. So they made an Axis, Escad, The Dozeis, Walmartia, Valorida, and Desmary. Marisland made an Allies Catland Empire, Queen’s Land, Malai Empire, King’s Empire, and Divanda. So then they battled, Walmartian and the Dozeis would sart a Shoeish holocaust (South Afro contained many Shoeish people, mostly in Doobla). Then Walmartia joined the Allies and then they won. With World War 1 ending, the world would go into a decolonization, Escad would give up their last colonies around the world. And they’d give up their land upwards, Foundland (now Fineland), the peninsula with their capital would reside, their new capital near the South. In the late 1800s, Catland would try to invade Escad from above, in defence, they called The Dozeis, Walmartia, Valorida, and Desmary would declare war on Catland, Marisland would join up with Catland, along with Divanda, Hannapa’ah, Queen’s Land, and Jonan. Walmartia then switched sides, again, then switched back to their side, but Catland prevailed in the end. (If Walmartia didn’t switch sides at the end, they wouldn’t have been split into East and West, idiot XD ((Sorry E. if you’re reading this :[)) During the 1930s, the Eskadi government would start testing on those who did wrong to moose, Unit 173 would commence. (Like Unit 731 but 2x worse) In the 1950s, Escad would join a union with The Dozeis, it started when some drunk man in the streets of The Dozeis ranted about how Escad and the Dozeis should unionize and take over the world, then being killed by security for being a loud man, then when word got to the Führer, he liked the idea, proposed it to Escad and joined. East Walmartia would soon join, Valorida, Desmary, Konan Dynasty, and the Democratic Peoples Republic of Floppy Weiners would join as part of the mainland (The Dozeis still had Nah, Dah, Mehos, Pluyuia, Franka, and Huh as colonies so they already joined) In the 1950s, Catland and the Sooviets built a bridge, then LGBTQ+ propaganda was spreading on the bridge, the Sooviets were homophobic freaks who didn’t like religion nor love, so they blew the top of the bridge (not the entire thing, just the top) So Catland declared war on Sooviets, blah blah blah WW3 commences Catland wins again. In the 1970s, the Sooviets would send rivers to the Doone, but then they never came back, only giving pictures of the surface. Then, canonically in the year 1980, the two moons of the planet would have their first solar eclipse in teh thousand years, but then the larger ones gravity would exert so much force on the smaller one that the smaller one would smash into Hannapa’ah, and the bigger one into the East of Easia, killing everyone on it. Ending the game for good, but I still continued it, not by playing it but putting my own timeline of what if it never happened. So then, in 1978, the Sooviets collapse, then Escad went onto another Eskadi Conquests, attaching guns to their mooses, they went off, taking almost all of Efroca, all of Easia, and even some of North Efro and South Efro, before getting put into their place by Marisland, Divanda and the other allies I’ve mentioned. Decolonization happens, everyone is released, except Nah, who still stays royal to The Dozeis, and more colonies staying loyal. In 1999, The Eskadi government would make a movie called, "The Elk Game ☭", a badass movie about a Dozei beer dealer group in a competition to sell and gain the most money by illegally crossing the Eskadi and Dozei border, the movie gained many tourists and the country got lots of money afterwards, mostly Marish people would come tour. In 2008 Escad would invade Fineland, with Escad winning and taking land. Right now the scenario takes place in 2000. In 2015, a Marish "tourist" would kill the Dozei Führer by *"accident"*. Marisland declared war on the Dozeis, in the end the Dozeis would gain some small ports on the West coast of Marisland, and gain more land for the colony they own that borders Marisland, and the future ahead awaits the story of Escad.
Glossary;
Eskadi Conquest: The act of Escad leaving all their alliances, and disregarding any sort of friendships to try take the world and gain as much land as possible.
Unit 173: In 1931, Escad would put horrible tests on people who would disrespect moose, the tests and facility ended in 1938.
I’m to lazy to continue this, but I will update description and and give descriptions of other nations. I will update the map!
Other nations I played as would be Escad, and Marisland.
Anyway, goodbye!
Size: 674×450 (303300px)
Nations: 56
Starting Year: 2000
