[ZetaWeapons] Unfunny Zeta Weapons

yo

something that isn’t a zetavp and requires a bit more effort put into it
this was my first rodeo with glua and it’s been painful, but worth it, as i now have something to share with you

here are the weapons from left to right in the images above:

not very interesting, just an instakill weapon with pretty decent range. if you can guess the reference, congrats. you get nothing

also not very interesting. this is just what happens when i let 3am brain take over. creates an explosion where the zetas target is, takes 50 years to reload.

this is where things start getting interesting. at first, it appears to be a normal weapon BUT it actually has two altfires the zeta can use, those being the Crit Boost and Mad Milk. the Crit Boost obviously gives temporary crits to the zeta, alongside a nice little speed boost. the mad milk is a thrown item that deals 75 damage to anything caught in it’s range. both of these have a 15 second cooldown.

a fairly basic weapon that just shoots a bunch of bullets at once. also plays a soldier voiceline upon a zeta switching to this weapon

reference is obvious. this is a melee weapon with a stupid rate of fire that can destroy you in seconds if you’re not careful. also has a unique sequence for when a zeta kills someone with this weapon

a sort of stronger-but-not version of the Punch-Activated Impact Grenade (or PAIG for short). how this weapon works is it takes a 10 seconds to arm itself. if a zeta attacks anything before the banana can arm itself it does 1 point of damage. when the banana has successfully armed itself, the zeta gets a pretty good speed boost and you can hear the tf2 announcer telling everyone nearby that "If they deploy the bomb, all is lost!" if the zeta hits someone after the banana has armed, it creates an explosion, killing the zeta and anyone nearby. as a trade-off, once the banana has armed itself, the zeta’s health is set to 1. even a slight breeze could kill them

one of the first ever Zeta weapons i made, and boy does it have some good stuff. this weapon comes with a functioning limit mechanic, which can be filled up by either the zeta attacking something or the zeta taking damage. once the limit meter is filled up, the zeta gains a speed boost and the ability to perform finishing touch. you don’t want to get hit by that.

but what’s a cloud without a sephiroth? the masamune obviously has stupid range, and a longer cooldown time. this weapon also has the ability to revive the zeta wielding it once their health reaches 0 alongside giving them a speed boost.

it’s the eyelander from tf2. has a working heads mechanic too so yeah. this weapon also has 2 alternate versions, those being;

The Cracklander

the only change here is that the 4 head limit has been removed, allowing the zeta to continue getting buffs past the normal stopping point.

The Super Cracklander

this version keeps the 4 head limit removal, alongside giving 4 heads and a full heal on kill. you might not be able to outrun any zetas with this thing, so just accept your fate.

this is the one weapon im most proud of. i love it. at first glance it appears to be an eyelander reskin, but it also comes with an MvM upgrade mechanic. the zetas get three upgrades at their disposal, those being;

Health Regen
Speed Boost
Crits On Kill

what they do is self explanatory. the zeta gets the money to buy said upgrades by killing enemies. enemies with more health give more money, and vice versa. this weapon was actually made to go with another addon made by the guy who made the zeta players.

uhhhhh go fast like nyoooooom (this weapon is kinda stinky)

if you’ve seen me in the zeta player discord, you’ve more than likely seen me posting about this damn thing.
to give a quick rundown, this seems like your standard OP melee weapon until you hit the zeta wielding the weapon. when they’re hit, they gain 500 health and play a very loud voice clip letting everyone in the server about their impending doom. if the zeta is still alive after around 8 seconds have passed, everybody dies. simple as that

m bison will haunt me in my dreams

i’m most likely not coming back to this, and if you’re in the zeta discord you can probably guess why

also i am not doing requests