Dio’s Best Friend
Cheat death. But only once more.
Long description: Gain an additional stock at the start of the match.
Hey Dio,
Wow, you have gotten older since the last time I wrote! How old are you now – 10? And so much grumpier, too. I’ve never seen a cat so grumpy. What do you have to be grumpy about?
Despite the fact that you are the pickiest eater I know – and love to meow all throughout the night, every night – it still makes me happy to hear you bounding down the stairs every time I come home. I like when I wake up and I see you sleeping across from me. I like when you sit at the dining table, like you’re going to eat with us too. I like how you hit the power button every time you walk across my laptop. I like how shamelessly needy you are.
Please live a long life – I’m needy too, and I’d like that a lot.
Love,
DuncanPS would it kill you to purr for mama every now and then?
