The Eyeball of Unmitigated Mutation
Hark! Hark unto me and I will tell you of the quest. A quest like none other, the quest to get the Eyeball of Unmitigated Mutation, a wondrous item of unprecedented malice and alarming power. It literally does not mitigate mutation. No mitigation of mutation. None whatsoever.
Yes, I can tell by the look upon you that you are beginning to see the implications. Imagine it! Gold! Gold and the satisfaction of a job well done! All this could be yours and perhaps more if you are willing to come in on Saturdays. But first you must brave dark hell-dungeons, and you will have to fight some demons of the ancient soul-labyrinth, maybe twenty of them, and you will need to answer riddles asked by terrifying frogs, for there is indeed no end of perils, health hazards, OSHA violations, and unscrupulous miscreants bent upon thwarting your chances at success. Have you heard of the Horror Holds of Yig? You’ll be spending a lot of time there. Knee-deep in yig-acid. Bring an extra pair of socks if you are wise. Are you strong enough to face such things? Are you true of heart?
But for those who crack open the egg of adventure and fry the omelet of the true warrior, there will be a great reward. A boon from a dragon and a share of the plunder for killing that dragon. I know what you’re thinking. “Why are we killing the dragon? He just gave us a boon.” But what you don’t understand is that he is a bad dragon.
What then is this adventure I speak of, the Eyeball of Unmitigated Mutation? It is the latest campaign from the campaign-maker that brought you the Forge of Annihilation, also available on the Steam Workshop.
- For character levels 1 – 16
- A campaign map with many weird, wonderful, and deadly locations
- Many levels of dungeons below the surface map
- 110 new items, many magical, some maddening
- 110 ferocious foes worked up into a bloodthirsty frenzy
- More traps than is reasonable
- Baffling, unsolvable puzzles
- Fights that are guaranteed to be unfair
- A story of sorts
- Harvestable bushes
- Skill checks to test your abilities
- NPC’s galore
- Quests to kill twelve of something to get slightly better pants
- Bugs, bugs, bugs
So come forth all brave sellswords and prepare for the red time of rage. For only through the bloody work of battle will you find the true answer to the mystery of the question of where is this ol’ eye that we’re supposed to be looking for? Do you not feel it? That thunder trembling in your bones? That, my friend, is anticipation. Yearning. And maybe an earthquake. You are ready now. I have taught you everything I know. Go through the door on the right, and tell Melissa that you’re here about the mutation-eye thing. She’ll give you a visitors badge so you can get past security.
With special thanks to CheesyBrug!
