Solar Panels
Generi Hardware Co.
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
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Software City 1970,
Generi Hardware Co. the leader in residential, industrial and commercial building hardware is proud to annouce the release of the redesign of our best selling 2m Solar Panel and the release of a brand new state-of-the-art compact 1m Solar Panel.
Both of our panels contain the highest quality lithium mined from our state-of-the-art multi-trillion Softwaropia lithium mines. Our panels are mounted on high grade alluminium-steel-platinum frames for the best protection against the elements and earthquakes (not tested against jet fuel). Unfortunately we still don’t know how Solar Energy works, so for now they will produce no electricity, but don’t worry. As we speak a team of the greatest chemists in Softwaropia are working on this at our multi-quadrillion state-of-the-art Generi Scientific Research Laboratories in Software Hills.
Our panels have been released this morning at a cost of $250 for our 1m panel and $500 for our 2m panel.
For more information on GeneriDesigns Corp. and affiliates future releases please contact [email protected] or visit our booth at Software City Tech Expo 1970.
