Guardian Of Half Life 3 Playermodel

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Authors: spookySweepings, FastPasta, Pandora

Last revision: 16 Jul, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

File size: 6.04 MB

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Description:

He guards it so it can be safe.

rigging and porting done by the nefarious spag
https://steamcommunity.com/id/thespaghetter/ <– this guy he did it

"model" made by me, original dupe made by the nefarious mort
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198090181969/ <– her this is the interloper

Check out The Originals!
https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=3283591829

When he was born his mother named him "The Guardian Of Half Life 3", she named him this so he would be able to guard half life 3, when he was older, Flormgus Sheeblefind got a job as b&q, he was named this because it is what his mother called him, and as he was stacking shelves he got a revelation, Half Life 3 is unguarded! so he did nothing about this for several years as it was not his issue. long after the working at b&q incident, he saw a job listing to guard Half Life 3, so he changed his name to The Guardian Of Half Life 3, he changed his name to this as it was more fitting for his new job.
This new job to guard Half Life 3 was only part time however and lasted like a week and paid £30 so the £55 to change his name was kinda wasted but he loves it so its ok. after guarding Half Life 3 for many moons (14 minutes) he realised… The Pard was after Half Life 3 also… This was a very tragic turn of events as his only weapon was his wits. So he charged at The Pard to stop it from taking Half Life 3 and absolutely decked it, thus he truly earned the name of The Guardian Of Half Life 3.
After this his boss, Gabe Newell saw how good he was at guarding Half Life 3 and decided to fire him and hire the pard to do it instead. this broke The Guardian Of Half Life 3’s Heart so he decided there was only one thing he could do, he must kill The Pard and retake his rightful place as The Guardian Of Half Life 3, he went to Half Life 3 in his 2003 Honda Civic and crushed every bone in The Pard’s body. Gabe Newell saw this act of heroism and rewarded The Guardian Of Half Life 3 fittingly, 55 years in prison with no chance of parole + a £700,000 fine to the family of The Pard. The Guardian Of Half Life 3 was over the moon with his reward, he was so happy that he went to jail willingly knowing that Half Life 3 was safe once more, he however got shot several times and bled to death for breaking into a prison, thus ends the exciting saga of The Guardian Of Half Life 3.