Mecha Bob
Mecha Bob™ is your personal walking robot! He loves to go on walks in the morning time and he loves eating totally radicool! MAD TOM’s Luncherlys! insert our new sponsor here when you get back Marie.
Take your anger out on Mecha Bob™! The all new robotic toy from Mechttell Co.!
Hit him and watch him groan! WHAM! "Oughhhh…"
That hurt!!! Looks like its lights out for Mecha Bob™!
But don’t fret! With the wonders of industrial manufacturing Mecha Bob™s are produced in seconds!
Wowie!!!
Break his kneecaps! Choke him silly! The possibilities are endless with Mecha Bob™!
A Notice from Mechttell Co. Lawyers:
(i.) Any claims of screaming, begging, and pleading for it’s life are fake and defamatory marketing by competitors. Your Mecha Bob™ Ragdollable Walker is not alive, and cannot think. Have fun smashing it to bits!
(ii.) Any claimants seeking material damages or warranty from blood or other bodily substances emanating from the seals of your Mecha Bob™ Ragdollable Walker may contact the Mechttell Co. Insurance Department to replace their defective model.
(iii.) Should your Mecha Bob™ Ragdollable Walker move without touching you it’s controls, or become aggressive, simply flip the liquidate switch on the back of your remote control. Failure to do so will void the Mechttell Co. Warranty.
(iiii.) Opening your Mecha Bob™ Ragdollable Walker breaks the Mechttell Co. Consumer License Agreement, all mental health damages and lawsuits related to opening your Mecha Bob™ Ragdollable Walker are subject to forced arbitration in the appropriate district court. The Mecha Bob™ Ragdollable Walker is loaned to the consumer on license, given explicit understanding that opening it’s case constitutes as damages to Mechttell Co. product. Consumers knowingly practicing this face prison time equal to the maximum persuant under the law. By agreeing to the Mechttell Co. Consumer License Agreement, you waive any present or future agreements with medical insurers and their subject hospitals. All future medical care must go to a Mechttell Co. Consumer Hospital.
Thank you for your understanding.
To use your Mecha Bob™, wait until his components fully engage. (The joints bend backwards to fit in the box.)
Controls:
Movement – IJKL
Grab/Release – V
Required items:
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