Quandale Dingle
Hey guys, Quandale Dingle here.
As I was escaping from Guantanamo Bay,
I fell down a hole and broke my peepee.
I’ve spent the last year surviving on doodoofeces.
So far I have been molested 36 times.
I was locked up for one-pumping a 4 year old.
Now I’m about to be a repeat offender.
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PATCH NOTES:
+ added Quandale Dingle
+ shot Juandale Pringle and burried him in the basement
+ localization files updated
– you can no longer pee IRL
– you are now manually breathing
