Mio Honda [NEXTBOT] – Idolmaster
She sings! She dances! She commits war crimes upon your exes!
A NextBot made in the image of Mio Honda. If you are within her area of presence, you will be able to hear her singing, Should she manage to catch you, she will say something "very special" to you.
The first preview video shows the "lore" of Mio Honda while the second video is of the song she is singing while roaming the field trying to find nearby victims of future war crimes. Neither of them are by me.
Mio Honda (1900-194?) was born in a village near Aachen in the German Empire. The name of the village was lost to the fires of the 2nd World War. Her village was burned out by bombers, and destroyed by fighting between the US and Germany. The girl was noted for being ultranationalistic about Germany. When the Great War rolled around, Honda lied about her age to join the German Army in 1914. She fought in the Battle of the Frontiers, the Marne, the Aisne, and at Ypres, where her Feldwebel wrote a portion of a report about Honda right before the French were believed to have launched an artillery attack.
“Private Mio Honda is not fit for service [torn and unreaadable] dence that soldiers under my command have got [torn and unreadable] is 15. I’m requesting her to be taken off the front line immediately and sent back to [torn and unreadable] village in Aachen.
Feld [Torn and Unreadable]The Feldwebel is believed to have been killed in an attack. Either way, Honda was never sent back home, and in early 1916 she displayed a show of insanity that went down in the lore of her battalion. The captain had this to say about Honda.
“4 riflemen, including the crazy one Honda, were on patrol when they were spotted by a French infantryman. Honda rushed the man (for some reason one of the witnesses claim she used a kitchen knife) with a knife and stabbed him, then shot him with a pistol. Truly a crazy bastard.”
She went on to fight in almost every single major battle of the war. When the war was over Honda joined the Freikorps and put down the Spartacist uprisings in Berlin brutally. She joined the NSDAP and participated in Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch, during which she supposedly beat a Weimar officer to death with a pipe. She disappeared after Hitler was arrested into hiding.
After the NSDAP became much more popular she joined the SS, where she was highly valued as a veteran of the Great War. She participated in the Night of the Long Knives and supposedly was the one that killed Ernst Rohm.
In 1939, Honda participated in the Glesweitz incident, the false flag operation that Germany used as a justification for war against Poland. SS saboteurs dressed as Polish military personnel and hijacked the Glesweitz radio tower and broadcasted an anti German message. They kidnapped a local farmer and killed him, dressed him as a saboteur, and left.
When the war between Germany and Poland begun Honda was in a mechanized infantry unit that did not see direct contact with Polish forces until the First Battle of Warsaw, where her unit placed the Wehrmacht battle flag over the government building in Warsaw, signaling the defeat of the Polish government.
Honda was part of the occupation force of western Poland, where she gained a reputation for being extremely brutal to local populations. She was reported to have swung a Jewish child against a wall until his body literally broke. [REDACTED] . She was abusing two Polish kids, and Wehrmacht troops saw her doing this, and they preceded to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of her. Not even the SS protested to her being discharged for medical reasons. She was back in active service of the SS in time for the Soviet invasion.
The war crimes that Honda did during the Soviet invasion will never be fully documented, but we do have footage of her herding civilians dressed as Jews and what appear to be Red Army soldiers into a building. The building was set on fire and Honda was pictured firing either an MG-34 or MG-42 into the building. The SS troops that we can see in this footage appear to be following the orders of Honda. She fought at Moscow and Kursk, and was shot at Kursk. We assumed it was a Soviet soldier or artillery piece that wounded her, but the bullet that wounded Honda was 9mm, which suggests a German officer shot her in the heat of battle. Truly wondrous.
As World War 2 was coming to a close in Europe, Honda received a short deployment with the First SS Panzer Division during the Battle of the Bulge, where she and other SS troops found some US soldiers in a village asleep. The SS troops took all 20 of them outside and shot 19 of them dead. The last man begged for his life, but Honda ordered the Panther tank that was with them to run him over. This incident directly lead to the “No SS prisoners” directive rolled out by the United States.
Mio Honda was recalled back to Berlin because at this point, she was one of the last remaining veterans of these brutal World Wars and they wanted her to advise the defense building. She did just that. When the Soviet Union surrounded the city, she was in command of a platoon ordered to defend the Reichstag. On April 20th, however, she was last seen by German personnel, at least, leaving the Reichstag for a “reconnaissance mission” supposedly. A Soviet T-34/85 put a stop to that real quick. Honda was declared KIA. 8 years of experience were lost in a single flash of a tank shell explosion. At least, that’s what the German records indicate.
After the war, the sons of a few victims of Honda’s war crimes were reported by the FBI to have gotten together for a little trip to Argentina via boat. 1 of these men was carrying an M1911 with a single magazine with 7 bullets and a picture of Mio Honda in her SS uniform, among other things, in his suitcase. When the group came back from Argentina, they were 2 bullets lighter. The FBI decided to investigate the man who appeared to be the ringleader, the son of one of those 20 GIs killed in the snow of Belgium. The FBI has refused to release any further updates.
But some say she survived the gunshots from the hitman, nobody knows. Because they never mentioned where her body went, did they just leave it there? Or did it disappear?And so ends the story of Mio Honda, a girl destined to show the vile side of human nature.
Thanks to EaglePancake for stealing fire from the gods.
