Mine Insurance
Gather around folks. I have here another probably invisible little device by dominuskevin’s imaginary and invisible organization.. MINE INSURANCE!
That’s right folks, you heard me right. I’ll admit its’ still under testing. But he’s looking for a few good peon pushers to risk the lives of their imaginry minions to test this device. As of this moment, 12 freeloaders have labored in three mines, extracting over twenty thousand stone and clay and ore without so much as a stubbed toe!
That’s right! I said twenty thousand! It’s probably impossible I know but it has happened and not wanting to chance luck or make any guarantees, dominuskevin does guarantee you a trip back in time like it never happened if you find yourself dissatisfied!
Now, unlike the other devices of his, this little beauty seems to take a few seconds to warm up then it kicks in! And, when it does your little fantasy peons will most likely be so amazed that you care about them so much they may start dancing in the streets!
They’ll throw themselves at your feet and sing your praises to all their imaginary neighbors!
Work’em without fear for you’ll have more peons to push around!
All he asks is that you give it a go and report back in a few years after some ten thousand resources have been mined and let him know your results!
Don’t forget.. dominuskevin’s insanly delusional organization is comming to an island near you!
***** No death in mines. *****
