Koubu Daishouri: A Sakura Taisen Mod
UPDATED: Balanced approval values, new armed forces-based ideological control method, and TEXT ICONS!
Welcome to Koubu Daishouri: A Sakura Taisen Mod.
Listen up, you degenerate Paradox games player, you. You’ve probably been thinking to yourself "Yeah, no, this game is good, but it really doesn’t have enough coal-powered robots." You know something? You’re absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right, and KOUBU DAISHOURI is here to solve that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem for you.
How, you ask? Well it’s not with some broke-ass boring ♥♥♥♥ like Warmachine, or some gay-ass boring ♥♥♥♥ like BioShock. No, this is the true badass, this is where it’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at: SAKURA WARS.
Or as it’s better known, SAKURA TAISEN, and you’ll learn to call it that if you know what’s good for you. "But Kingg!" I hear you cry, pathetically, as you are wont to do, "I’m afraid if I admit I love anime everyone will call me a weeaboo!"
You know something, friend? Hell, you know what, everyone? They was gonna call you a weeaboo anyway. Just because you’re sitting here on your computer with an anime girl avatar and just because the only tv you ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ watch is anime, straight from Japan, sluiced straight down your gullet, AND just because the ONLY linens you have are ALL adorned with TWO-DIMENSIONAL WOMEN, they would call you a WEEABOO. And so what? You’re just gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TAKE THAT?
No, you’re not. You’re gonna download KOUBU DAISHOURI and meet your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destiny.
FEATURES:
> A new building, the REVUE THEATER, made available with Mechanical Tools.
> Two categories of brand-spanking-new production methods for the Revue Theater, KOUBU ASSEMBLY and LIVE REVUES.
> Use the Koubu Assembly Production Method Group to build KOUBU using ENGINES and PAPER.
> Use the Live Revues Production Method Group to PUT ON LIVE THEATER for the ENJOYMENT OF YOUR CITIZENRY and IMPERIAL BENEFITS.
> Foster and promote the growth of the new NATIONAL REVUE interest group, dedicated to PROTECTING THE NATION and LOOKING GOOD.
> New production method group for the Barracks: IDEOLOGICAL CONTROL. Assign BATTLE CHAPLAINS, POLITICAL COMMISSARS, or a DRUM LINE.
> New specialist company, COMBAT REVUE BATTALION, to utilize your KOUBU goods as combat resources.
> New primary troop production method, NATIONAL REVUE CORPS, to make use of a LATE-GAME KOUBU ARMY.
Balanced? NO!! I have barely playtested this. This is HOT off the presses STRAIGHT to your MOUTH.
Finished?? ALSO NO!! Look for new COMBAT DIVISION PORTRAITS to really impress people once you go FULL KOUBU ARMY, but not right now but COMING SOON. Also: Events for the Revue group, interactions with existing events, and more to help you customize your revue ideologically.
COMPATIBILITY
> Does it change the Barracks or Conscription Center? If so, the new Koubu-related and Ideological Affinity production methods may not appear in your game.
> Anbeld’s Revision of the A.I.: NO!! The Anbeld A.I. don’t know what the Revue Theater is and won’t build it! The Vanilla A.I. will work fine, however.
SPECIAL THANKS
To ZodianAutos for Cola and Coca mod, and Paramanov for Newspapers and Magazines, which I used as references.
To commenter KFC for mentioning the GUI file for text icons which pushed me in the right direction on actually getting the text icons working.
To my friend fc for letting me bounce ideas off them and helping conceptualize the whole thing.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
