Facade (swallow your sadness with invisible tears)
Updated for Repentance!
Facade! Invisible tears! Hide your sadness under a false smile!
Are you sad? Like really sad? Like "My mom is trying to kill me and now I have to murder my way through oceans of poop and aborted fetuses" level sad? Well, we can’t fix that, but what we can do is give you a way to hide it. If you put on a big ol’ smile and turn all your tears invisible, it’ll almost be like you’re a happy, sane person leading a normal life.
Facade is a passive item that gives you a damage and tears upgrade, in exchange for turning your tears invisible. It makes aiming much harder, but hopefully makes up for it by making your tears fire frequently enough and hit hard enough that it breaks about even.
As of now, Facade works correctly with Brimstone, Mom’s Knife, all Technology variants, and the Epic items.
P.S. If you take Ludo, Marked, Anti-Grav, or Tiny Planet before or after taking Facade, you’re officially a big dum dummy. Edmund will send you a placard in the mail telling you how stupid you are.
Here are some imgur links if you aren’t convinced:
Brimstone + Guppy run: http://i.imgur.com/miEq50g.gifv
The Wiz + Tiny Planet + Strange attractor: http://i.imgur.com/SbQvPAR.gif
