Delirium As God Intended
On the fateful day of January 3rd, 2017, Afterbirth+ unfurled its API spaghetti all over Isaac’s basement.
Dear reader, if my grim tale has not already delivered a lethal dose of adrenaline and cortisol straight into your bloodstream, perhaps my next narrative will.
The discovery of Delirium left many players in an unparalleled state of euphoria. He was perfect! He had no animations at launch, resembling Isaac’s decrease in cognitive activity as a result of his impending demise at his own hands, as he begins to asphixyate in the titular Chest we all know and love. This is coupled with his pristine, immaculate telefragging mechanic, resembling the chaos going through Isaac’s mind as he becomes one with Delirium. That’s right, my friends, Delirium is yet another form of Isaac himself.
Surely you are convinced by my prose that Delirium is the classic example of a modern masterpiece. Delirium is a beautiful creation of the LORD God Himself.
"You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." – Song of Solomon 4:7, New International Version
Unfortunately, Nicalis (also known as SIlaciN, or SIN, or SATAN) mistook Song of Solomon 4:7 for Ezekiel 23:26 because it had the word "beautiful" in it as well and as a result shows up in the same search 🙁
"They will strip you of your beautiful clothes and jewels." – Ezekiel 23:26, New Living Translation
And so SATAN did, removing all the love and care from my beautiful baby boy 🙁
They added ANIMATIONS. Can you believe it? They added ANIMATIONS, to the FINAL BOSS, meant to represent CHAOS. Animations are INHERENTLY ORDERLY. They are a defined sequence of frames. I will not stand for this slander anymore.
I am SICK and TIRED of SATAN messing with Delirum’s perfect, Godly design. I will never forgive SATAN for corrupting God’s holy temple with their man-made delusions.
I HAVE COMMUNICATED WITH GOD and HE FROWNS UPON THE ACTIONS OF "SATAN"….. I HAVE DONE AS HE HAS COMMANDED AND RESTORED ORDER TO THE WORLD……… ALL IS WELL NOW LORD…………. SATAN FROWNS ON THIS DAY FOR I HAVE ACTED IN HIS HOLY NAME
I HAVE PURIFIED GOD’S HOLY TEMPLE ON THIS FATEFUL DAY…… LOVE JERB XOXO
