GCS War Mech "Stacato" MD-01 MK1
After much stealing and copious misuse of angle grinders and blowtorches, the GCS Mech department has finally come out with the first model of War Mech.
The Stacato Model features four rocket pods, each with four rocket slots, for a total of 16 rockets.
Note: Rockets only to be used against enemy combatants, if you are unsure if an orphanage full of children are combatants, please contact your local war ministry to write some legislation designating them as combatants.
Instructions for use:
Enter through the large and obvious hatch on the back of the mech, take care not to touch the generators, as they might fall off at the slightest provocation.
Use the labelled controls to move the mech.
This concludes the instructions manual.
Reports about this model moving of its own accord are completely false, and fabricated by jealous business rivals, please report any instances of the MD-01 moving on it’s own to the GCS Helpline, as your safety is like, at least our 5th priority, or something.
Notes: It steers left for some reason, do not ask why, beacause i do not know.
Apologies for the sparse interior, there was no space and i am lazy.
