The Quick Fix SWEP (Cursed TF2 Didgeridrongo Taunt)
Does your life suck? Of course it does! You probably think you are doomed to be stupid, ugly, and smelly for the rest of your life, and quite frankly, any reasonable person would agree with you. But wait! We here at Mann Co. are anything but reasonable people, and we’re here to tell you there is still hope for your miserable existence!
It’s a taunt! It’s a SWEP! It’s the perfect solution to all your troubles!
Not only does the The Quick Fix™ deliver mind-blowing solutions to your everyday problems, it also makes funny noises and loops perfectly!
Use it around the house, on the go, at your family reunion, or even inside a maximum security jail cell! No matter how bleak the circumstances are, you can always depend on The Quick Fix™!
With its seamless loop technology and third person taunt camera, The Quick Fix™ is the perfect accessory for hours of endless fun with your pals! It also makes a great Smissmas gift!
By pure coincidence, I finished and uploaded this addon exactly on the 5 year anniversary of the Didgeridrongo Taunt being added to TF2 (December 21, 2016). If that isn’t a sign of Gaben’s blessing, then I don’t know what is.
Mann Co proudly backs The Quick Fix™ with our lifetime No-Refunds-Ever™ warranty! Download with confidence!
No.
You’re probably thinking of the meme that inspired me to make this addon.
Because I already made The Escape Plan and The Quick Fix was the next best name I could think of. Yes, the cursed Didgeridrongo meme calls it The Escape Plan, but I’m not going to give two different addons the same name. The original escape plan meme is the more deserving one for the name, anyways.
Your playermodel is not a standard gmod ValveBiped, so it cannot use the taunt animation. Switch to a different playermodel that adheres to the standards for human playermodels*. Any playermodel that wasn’t made by a brainlet should be compatible.
* This used to be a link to the official Garry’s Mod wiki, but Valve censored the link for some smooth brain reason. If you want to find the webpage which details the official playermodel standards published by Facepunch, please do the following: 1) Google "facepunch gmod wiki" without the quotes. 2) Click on the first result which should be the wiki subdomain of the facepunch domain of the com TLD. 3) In the sidebar, search for "player model compilation" and open the article. Gee, isn’t that so much better and easier to understand than a link?
