finger roasts you on game over screen
You are playing as Tainted Lost and have just reached Sheol. Your build have some insane Q4 items and every enemy is melting, so you stop caring about dodging, spikes, spíked chests, etc. Well, thanks to that you just died and lost a once in a lifetime kind of run. Mike is here to give you some comfort words.
WE HAD A GOOD THING YOU STUPID SON OF A B****
WE HAD EVERYTHING WE NEEDED AND EVERYTHING RAN LIKE CLOCKWORK, IT WAS PERFECT
BUT NO, YOU JUST HAD TO BLOW IT UP.
ALL OF THIS, FALLING APART LIKE THIS IS ON YOU.
Y O U. AND PRIDE AND YOUR EGO.
YOU JUST HAD TO BE THE MAN.
IF YOU’VE DONE YOUR JOB, KNOWN YOUR PLACE, WE’D ALL BE FINE RIGHT NOW.
