Faulty Life Escape Pod
Experimental Escape Pod
Chances of survival in this escape pod is slim!
it was designed for military combat, but it fails to do so..
So technically it was used to escape or evade capture.
It is so faulty that it’s vital system doesn’t operate properly, there is only one way to live and tell the tale..
Once landed it will either make you die in stasis or flew your bits into orbit, but chances are you can make it out alive.
IT COMES WITH HEAD PROTECTION TO PREVENT YOU FROM DYING FREELY
(edit: woah this just blew up)
