Saul
No no no.
You can’t wear that! You’re about to meet your king! King Saul has been king since before you were born. He took power with the help of his faithful knight, John.
You’ve never heard of King Saul or his faithful servant John? My word! Let me remedy that for you!

King Saul is beloved amongst his people, even if he seen as a coward by the outside world. Not that he doesn’t deserve the reputation – he doesn’t fight, and when he takes damage, he leaves a trail of urine behind him, damaging enemies that dare step in it. How did such a coward become king? Partly because of his magical abilities. When a tear is shot through him, that tear increases in size and damage.. Also, after charging up for a while in a room with enemies in it, magical sparks fly around his head, and when that happens, his faithful servant John can unleash tears around Saul by them coming close together. Yes, King Saul is nothing without his faithful knight…
John is incredibly loyal to King Saul. He does all the fighting for him. If his King gets hurt, he will gain 2x tears for a few seconds. King Sauls magical powers prevent him from taking any damage. John still gets all the cool synnergies from items! Find them all! Also, a king should not dirty his boots on poop, tnt, or fires – John will step on them to clear them.
So get dressed up. Who knows, if John likes you enough, you may become his squire! Please report any bugs you may find to Hand of the King HiHowAreYou.
Required DLC:
These DLC should be installed in order to use this item.
The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+