The AMAZING Cryo Bomb
Introducing. . . (drumroll) . . . The Cryo Bomb!
Get Ready to Kill those People by (Instead of burning them) FREEZING Them!
Bro is ICED OUT
Pros:
– Freeze people, something different
– Freezing lasts up to only 30 minutes. So you can freeze your homie, and drive him home as if nothing happened.
– Skillfully put in a Canister for easy travel!
– Made so that all you need to do is press a single button!
Cons:
– Might actually kill people or make them never be able to walk the same again.
– B e C a r e f u l O f T h e B u t t o n . . .
– ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶C̶h̶e̶m̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶C̶o̶m̶p̶o̶s̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶P̶e̶r̶m̶a̶n̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶L̶o̶c̶k̶s̶ ̶J̶o̶i̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶F̶o̶r̶c̶e̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶D̶r̶o̶p̶s̶ ̶B̶o̶d̶y̶ ̶T̶e̶m̶p̶e̶r̶a̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶I̶n̶h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶l̶e̶v̶e̶l̶s̶
– The only other con YOU can think of is if you’re not having enough fun!!
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