[REP/REP+] BreaKey in Isaac
"The game asks you: what if a pog could die?"
– Tabletop Royale
"This…this quite LITERAL GARBAGE, in EVERY sense of the word, received starter decks, booster packs, promotional giveaways, TIE-IN WITH PROFESSIONAL SPORTS LEAGUE, AND A STANDALONE TELEVISION PROGRAM?!"
– KamSandwich
"thank god for breakey"
– Rayderweich , local BreaKey apologist
Have you ever wanted to see the most worthless board game ever conceived by mankind to appear in the Basement?
Have you ever desired to pollute the endless dungeon of monsters and filth with non-recyclable plastic waste?
No? Well too bad!
- Use your BreaKey against your foes, snapping them into pieces with a SLIGHTLY* overtuned chance to crack your BreaKey in half!
- Get your own BreaKey at your local store for the AFFORDABLE* price of 7¢ each!
- Mod COMES WITH* the Battlestrap , for you to tally the dead and show it off to your friends for extra EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
*1 We will not elaborate on the exact chances, because screw you.
*2 If your definition of "affordable" is above average pickup cost by 2¢.
*3 Needs to be bought separately in shop for 15¢
Now you can enjoy the critically acclaimed game created by Upper Deck, with a glowing BoardGameGeek rating of 1.5 out of 10 [boardgamegeek.com], in ways you have never experienced before!
Those who are responsible for this:
Designs, sprites, promotional arts & committing war crime: Akio
Coding & not stopping the guy above from committing said war crime: Giant Disgusting King Blue Baby
Special thanks: KamSandwich & Tabletop Royale
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Disclaimer: This game modification software is a parody project aimed to satirize a now-discontinued, flawed product.
None of the creators of this software is affiliated with Upper Deck Company or its divisions.
