Aperture OS
Welcome to Aperture OS, the latest product of Aperture Science Laboratories! Now featuring heavily requested features such as:
– Date and Time
– Audio Visualizer
– Running Man Logo
– The ability to "Stick it to those Mesa jerks"
– [REDACTED]
– Error:_MoralityCore_Unresponsive
AND MORE!
(Aperture Science Laboratories is not responsible for any damages caused due to a device running Aperture OS gaining sentience, developing a taste for human suffering, or misleading people with cake. Use responsibly.)
