⚔️ Hyborian Boombox – Custom Tavern & Tribal Music ⚔️
⚔️ Hyborian Boombox – Custom Tavern & Tribal Music ⚔️
“Because after hearing the vanilla music loop for the 900th time… even Crom begins to fear madness.”
📖 ABOUT THE MOD
Every exile knows this moment.
You finally return home after:
Mining iron for three hours
Being chased by corrupted abominations
Losing two thralls to questionable pathfinding decisions
Contracting seventeen unknown diseases in the jungle
You sit beside your tavern fire…
…and your performers begin playing the same:
30-second cursed backround music loop
Again.
And again.
And again.
Your corruption disappears.
But your sanity does not survive the process.
Hyborian Boombox completely reimagines base ambiance in Conan Exiles.
This mod introduces a fully craftable, beautifully copy textured ancient fantasy phonograph (the horn thing) that functions as your personal tavern jukebox — playing a massive collection of:
Dark fantasy soundtracks
Tribal war music
Tavern comedy songs
Cinematic Conan-inspired themes
Lore-heavy atmospheric ballads
All handcrafted specifically to feel like they belong inside the brutal world of Conan Exiles.
Not generic fantasy music.
Actual Hyborian tavern energy.
🎵 WHAT MAKES THIS MOD SPECIAL?
Unlike vanilla backround music endlessly torturing your ears with the same tiny audio loop…
Hyborian Boombox gives your settlements:
Identity
Atmosphere
Personality
Mild psychological stability
Whether your base is:
A drunken pirate tavern
A cursed volcano fortress
A hidden jungle cult
A barbarian longhouse full of emotionally unstable berserkers
…the soundtrack now actually matches the mood.
🛠️ HOW TO CRAFT & USE
No admin panels.
No console commands.
No ritual sacrifices required.
Everything integrates naturally into vanilla progression.
✅ Automatically Unlocked
The crafting feat is:
Available from Level 1
Already pre-unlocked
Ready immediately at the start of your journey
Because suffering through default music should never be mandatory.
🔨 How to Build
Equip your:
Construction Hammer
Then navigate to:
Decoration → Special
And craft your personal ancient tavern boombox like the civilized barbarian you truly are.
💎 Crafting Cost
Requires:
10 Crystals 💎
A completely fair price for preserving your real-life mental health.
🔊 Immersive Audio System
Includes fully customized:
Sound Attenuation
Meaning:
Music fills your tavern naturally
Longhouses feel alive
Audio fades smoothly with distance
Your settlement finally sounds: alive.
🎵 HYBORIAN BOOMBOX — OFFICIAL PLAYLIST
From cursed ruins and forgotten sorcerers… to drunken pirate taverns and doomed last stands beneath storm-filled skies.
YOUTUBE PLAYLIST : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kIeP6NQocA&list=PLiIyouinyxvHqMzSsymdYSA7h5gs7Umbh&index=13
⚔️ The Epic & Dark Lore Collection
🎵 Exile’s Dream
A melancholic exile anthem beginning with lonely desert winds before erupting into savage tribal war rhythms.
🎵 Seven Sands War Chant
Male and female warriors chant brutal desert hymns around blazing fires before war consumes the dunes.
🎵 Exile Warrior
A broken exile survives suffering, bloodshed, and endless battle until pain itself becomes strength.
🎵 Feast Before the Storm
Brimstone miners return home. Ale flows freely. Dancers celebrate beneath bonfires before the next deadly sandstorm arrives.
🎵 The Tower of Siptah
Cosmic storms, forbidden sorcery, and Maelstrom madness echo through this ritualistic nightmare anthem.
🎵 Echoes of the Unnamed City
Undead kings whisper warnings while a lone exile challenges the horrors lurking beneath ancient ruins.
🎵 Last Charge at the Mounds
War rhinos thunder across the battlefield while legends are written in blood against the Cimmerians.
🎵 Ballad of the Exiled Lands
An emotional love letter to a world that destroys souls while somehow giving them purpose.
🎵 Sorrow of the Sorcerer
A tragic tale of a sorcerer who sacrificed love upon Set’s altar and ruled forever with regret.
🎵 Threads of Shadizar (Brood of Zath)
An assassin woman slowly transforms into a vessel for Zath’s spider brood.
Her mask no longer comes off.
🎵 The Sentinels (Watchers of the Green Wall)
Ancient stone guardians stand eternal vigil while doomed exiles disappear beneath the jungle canopy.
🎵 The Gilded Cage (Sepermeru’s Unending Dance)
Behind the beauty of Sepermeru’s dancers lies a prison built from obedience and fear.
🎵 Ghostlight West (The Ghostly Apparitions)
They speak no words, yet their translucent forms guide the worthy to forgotten treasures, hidden lores, and the tragic memories of a long-dead civilization.
🎵 Shattered Bridge (Road of Refuge)
Ghosts wander the broken bridge stones built by Giant Kings, forever searching for sanctuary.
🎵 Kinscourge (The Curse of Black Keep)
The forbidden love between Tyros and Queen Telith unleashes the Silent Legion upon the world.
🍺 Tavern Comedies & Drunken Anthems
🎵 Conan’s Balls
A completely serious historical tavern song explaining why no quarry in Shadizar could provide enough stone to finish Conan’s legendary statue properly.
🎵 Thak the Monkey (The Wizard’s Pet)
Yara’s pet monkey secretly learns sorcery and stages a magical rebellion.
Unfortunately:
Thak is still a monkey.
🎵 King Chicken
A drunken tavern warning:
Never underestimate the tiny mutated chicken wandering the desert.
🎵 Where’s My Pantaloons?
After consuming dangerous amounts of Yellow Lotus rum, a pirate captain awakens naked inside a swamp tree.
🎵 That Camel is a Demon!
A doomed exile documents the horrors of camel ownership:
Acid spit
Broken bones
Stolen meat
Emotional trauma
⚙️ Compatibility & Performance
Designed to integrate seamlessly into Conan Exiles without bloated scripting or performance nonsense.
Works perfectly for:
Single Player
RP Junkies
Tavern builds
Settlement immersion
Emotionally exhausted miners
⚔️ Final Words
The Exiled Lands are brutal enough already.
Your tavern music shouldn’t be part of the punishment system.
So light the fires.
Pour the ale.
Gather your thralls.
And let the Hyborian age finally sound the way it was always meant to.
LOUD. DRUNK. TRIBAL. GLORIOUS.
