Glamazon AdventureMart

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Author: CodeMonkey

Last revision: 3 May, 2021 at 20:40 UTC

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GLAMAZON ADVENTUREMART: FOR ALL YOUR DEADLY WEAPONS AND SLOOTY ARMOUR (SFW)!
Welcome one and all to the Glamazon AdventureMart!

Armour too bulky? Not enough skin? Weapons too dull? Too much political correctness?

Fear not adventurers! We have all the equipment you need so you can ride into battle, looking sexy and unhindered. Breezy comfort in the heat of bloody battle! Have a look at our catalogue:

ARMOUR
– Chainmail Bikini Armour: An old time favourite of every adventuring lass! Supremely manoeuvrable armour in the form of a bikini that is both sexy and protective. What more could an adventuress ask for? Pants not included in the centaur version. This ‘living armour’ created by the Old Ones empowers the body of its wearer, making her potent and imbues resistance against magical attacks.

– Belly Ring of Regeneration: A crimson heart-shaped belly ring which pulsates with regenerative power. Its wearer becomes immune to disease and death itself. Just don’t get your head chopped off!

SWORDS
– Twinkle & Icingdeath: Exact replicas of a pair of legendary swords wielded by the infamous Deepist ranger. Burn your enemies to cinder or send your enemies to their watery grave!

– Glaive: A finely crafted two-handed sword of Elven-origin, it is exquisitely balanced for both defence and offence.

AXE
– Khopesh: A natural extension of a sickle, this one meant for reaping flesh.

WHIPS
– Whip of Subjugation: A whip of pure malice, designed to seek flesh and pin foes.

– Mistress’ Whip: Come hither…or I’ll just drag you here!

– Tentacle Whip: From the depths of the ocean or from some deranged mind, this is a truly evil, living weapon with writhing tentacles that seek to satiate themselves on flesh and blood. It draws its victim to the attacker and pins them down.

Be sure to check in regularly, there’s more stock being added every day!

DISCLAIMER
Armour may not protect against arrows to the knee. Or to the chest, abdomen, back and other vital areas.

MY MODS
The ‘Centaur’ of Attention!
Glamazon AdventureMart

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
Stanfreed: for help with chain mail bikini.