GAZ-66 "Shishiga"
– What kind of ♥♥♥♥ is that?
– bite your tongue, ignoramus! This, his Majesty, GAZ-66 "Shishiga" straight from the USSR.
– Never heard of it. Almo-
– This miracle of engineering will allow you to cross even the Amazon.
– I’m not finis-
– Taiga? Swamps? Swamp taiga? On GAZ-66 you this even not notice!
– Are you kiddi-
– Say engineers under designing had to conclude a deal with the devil and initially a truck was called GAZ-666
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– Have you seen this divine KUNG? Pack your bags, we’re moving! No rent and noisy neighbors, settle where there is enough gasoline to drive.
– Well, he’s really good. And heating is.
And look at all these awesome features:
- Maximum speed-93 km / h
- Gas tank capacity-2700 liters
- Possibility of refueling and recharging
- Number of seats: 1 bed, 8 seats
- Water cannon with a water reserve of 380 liters and the possibility of refueling
- Transmitter
- Two winches
- Heaters
- Four-speed transmission with the ability to start from any gear
– Not bad, but what should I do with it?
– This beast will do for anything. From boundless power you deters only the key ignition. He wasn that in time not moves, but this fixable.
Dreamed of driving into the woods for a couple of days? Or do you like fishing? Then you’re on the right track, you just have to sit in the cab, start the engine and go to meet your dream! If you forgot to put out the fire in the evening, and woke up in the morning found a forest on fire, then you will like the built-in water cannon. (don’t burn the woods-that’s bad!) And, after such big adventures you decide to rest, then I can advise you to turn on the stove. The bourgeoisie will warm even your frozen soul, take my word for it. Did I convince you?
– Oh MY GOD, YES! but one question remains, who designed this machine?
– don’t piss me off , here same written: "GAZ-66 developed by team GigoVan jointly with Unkowian"
– I ADORE THESE GUYS, buuuuut I have remained
– SILENCE! first look at this machine live, and then I can and answer your questions. By the way you can leave them in the comments!
– What do you mean?
– And still there same you you can to share their impressions, and still offer me their ideas!
– Okay….. I call an ambulance..
– Oh, is that a reference to our next building?
– THERE is no moron , this means that you will be taken away in a mental hospital!
– I’ve never been there before!
– Be silent!
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– Have a nice trip.
– AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I’m going to HIT you!
– Can we see that car before we go?
– What kind of clunker is that?
– Shut your mouth, ignoramus! It’s legendary…….
