Arcade Cabinets

CERTAIN SECTIONS OF THIS MOD MAY BE DANGEROUS TO PEOPLE WITH PHOTOSENSITIVE EPILEPSY

AS OF AUGUST 11TH 2022 THIS MOD IS NO LONGER SUPPORTED. THANKS FOR UDNERSTANDING.

We at Funnyman Modding Enterprises are delighted to introduce to you the greatest mod, no, greatest thing that has graced humanity throughout its history: Arcade Cabinets!

This mod adds a new type of arcade machine, rarely found in:

-primarily Arcades
-Top Secret Rooms
-Secret Rooms (alt path only)
-Black Markets
-Vaults
-Error Rooms

These machines cost 5 cents to play, and upon touching them, Isaac will begin a minigame, a different one for each of the 8 varieties, with custom music, 8-bit sprites, and chiptune sound efffects. Upon winning, Isaac will be rewarded with an item from the Crane Game item pool, and upon losing, Isaac will be very displeased but no further penalties are doled out, except for the machine having a 33% chance to explode.

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There are 8 different minigames that can be found:

The Ground Below
Isaac is falling toward the basement, and has to dodge flies and other enemies which get in his way by steering himself, side to side while plummeting. The minigame is won when he reaches the bottom.

The Bends
Isaac is underwater, and has to fight his way through waves of underwater foes, including eels, clams and very evil fish in order to reach the final boss: the disgruntled anglerfish.

Rickety Rackety
It’s a platformer (woah) and Isaac has to jump through three difficult platforming challenges to reach and destroy the nefarious Tar Maker, polluting the surrounding area with disgusting black sludge.

Holy Smokes
Isaac is in Hell and has to defeat Lucifer, the prince of darkness through a strategic use of an unlimited supply of holy water.

Night Light
Gee wiz! Isaac’s house appears to be haunted! He must use his trusty flashlight to ward off incoming ghosts, ghouls and spectres. Until the clock strikes 6.

Too Underground
Isaac is after the lost treasure buried deep within the abandoned mines. The skeletal remains of the miners who once carved out the cavern in which the treasure now resides are however hellbent on making sure Isaac can’t get his hands on their valuables.

Black Stone Wielder
Isaac must assamble his black rune that shattered, and sent its shards throughout the old underground mausoleum. The fiends that dwell within the ancient tomb are however not keen on their eternal slumber being disturbed. Isaac can get rid of these pests by finally getting to use his Black Rune and banishing them to an unending oblivion like they deserve.

The Deadener
Isaac must protect his favourite doll from an incoming, seemingly neverending onslaught of undead monstrosities by using a heavy piece of bone to rip their rotten bodies to shreds.

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BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!

These machines also have interactions with not one, but TWO items in the game!

Lucky Foot – The machines’ odds of exploding after a game over are dropped from 33% to 25.

TMTRAINER – Machines will become very unstable in the presence of this item, resulting in horribly glitched minigames, that, while significantly harder with gameplay additions for more difficulty, pay out with a glitched item!

This mod also features support for MinimAPI and also comes with visual settings in case the shader we stole from The End Is Nigh is really buggering your processor courtesy of the Dead Sea Scrolls Menu[github.com] (defualt toggle for that is C).

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MADE BY:

Thicco Catto (programming and suffering with the anm2 editor)
chug all this (spriting, design, sound design, concept and animation)
habosbabafos (music)

WITH THE HELP OF:

Vladimirshooting (Lucifer’s VS screen)
eltiolavara9 (game over and victory jingles)
AgentCucco (design feedback and input)
Kilburn (design feedback and input)
Scorch Jonathan McShot (beta testing and being very handsome)
Rufioh (massive help in figuring out the technicals of Isaac rooms)
Derahex (tested the mod like once)
The Modding of Isaac Discord (being really awesome and supportive)

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WARNING(S):

THIS MOD IS PROBABLY NOT GONNA WORK VERY WELL WITH MOST MODDED CHARACTERS

DO NOT ENTER A MINIGAME WHILE YOU HAVE ESAU JR THE ENTIRE THING WILL ♥♥♥♥ ITSELF

DO NOT SAVE AND QUIT, THEN RESUME YOUR RUN WHILE INSIDE A MINIGAME UNLESS YOU LIKE LOSING YOUR RUNS

THESE ARE NOT DESIGNED FOR COOP AT ALL