[WOTC] Postal Dude Squadmate (v2.0)

"i make the money, man, i roll the nickels.
the game is mine.
i deal the cards."

— The Postal Dude (Real)

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The Postal Dude, from the Postal Video Electronic Entertainment Franchise, now available for your XCOM roster.

The aliens will tremble in fear as he demands them to sign his petition to make the Commander give him more days off, with his fully animated face flapping in the wind and his coarse voice (VP links below) grating their eardrums down to a fine powder.

Dude’s hair + goatee are colorable, and are separately selectable under the Hair + Facial Hair categories. Regular XCOM Soldiers can wear his hair, as well.

Dude’s glasses can be found under both Face Prop categories. They come in Clear + Opaque styles, and also work with regular XCOM soldiers.

Dude’s signature trenchcoat is wearable by all, Primary + Secondary Armor tintable, features 3 total variants, and comes with the ability to wear whatever leggings you want with them.

In the L+R Arm categories you have options for either the Dude’s hands, XCOM hands, or black gloves.

The trenchcoat features physics rigging, though it may look a bit jank because physics props on soldiers can’t be given collsion mapping, so it’ll clip through the body sometimes.

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— The Postal Dude (M – 1 Head – 1 Hair – 1 Facial Hair – 2 Face Props – 3 Torsos – 3 L+R Arms – 1 Legs)

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— Community Highlander – REQUIRED for the head to work without crashing.

— Rick Hunter Dude VP – The classic, the one and only.

— Corey Cruise Dude VP – For the alternative kids.

— Jon St. John Dude VP – If you wished Duke Nukem were more sociopathic.

— UFOPedia & Bestiary – Dude has an archive entry in the "Persons of Interest" section.

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— Dude can’t wear his leather jacket without the shirt on, as his head mis-matches the XCOM torso.
— Trenchcoat physics have no collison mapping.

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VERSION 2.0 (3/31/2026)
— Revamped all materials.
— Added 2 new coat variants.
— Dude’s hair can now be worn on anyone.
— Dude’s head no longer slightly clips out of his hair.
— Dude’s goatee is now a separate part.
— Dude’s head + body more closely match XCOM proportions, for better modularity.
— Dude’s head can no longer spawn on civies.
— The Legs are now separate and fully modular.
— The "Arms" are now separate L+R Arms instead of paired. Opens the Arm Deco slots.
— The physics part of the trenchcoat no longer slightly detaches from the main coat.
— Renamed all parts from "The Dude’s X" to "Postal Dude’s X".
— Revamped his UFOPedia article.
— Removed Invisible Body Parts For All as a requirement.

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— CassiusGarland – Creator of the GMod add-on i’ve used to extract the assets from and can be found here.

— Running With Scissors – Creators of the Postal series and The Dude, in this case his Postal 4 rendition.

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