Jumping Jews of Jerusalem: Custom Wandering Adventurer Starting Scenario
A once wandering troupe of troubadours and Jesters, a recent skit gone horribly wrong, and an annoyed king, have sent you all packing and on the road, for fear of execution at the hands of the king. As an all Jewish comedy group, you had seen fit to return to your holy land with haste. During the unplanned exodus, everyone in the troupe abandoned you. Now, safely home, you have your whole life ahead of you. Will you reform the camp and company, or will you follow in the footsteps of the last known norse in the west? Only time will tell how this story ends.
This is a custom scenario themed after everyone’s favorite comedy troupe event from Crusader Kings 2, which paradox butchered from blackadder (the worst show England ever vomited out onto the BBC).
You start as an adventurer with an upgraded camp in each of the two characters you can choose from. A second scenario for an earlier start date might come later
Also, as i have seen firsthand stuff i made removed for mentioning Jews, even in a good and non offensive way, across various games, i think i might as well explain this mod, its intentions, and even a tidbit about myself, since it seems to others, for some reason, the word "Jew" is somehow an affront to the normal order of digital society:
This content was made as a lighthearted mention to an oft forgotten and underused event chain in ck2, and i thought i might make it a background for use in ck3. There are two starts, one of which you start as a Jewish character, and one a viking. I do not know why i threw in a viking, but the Jewish character is meant to be, as stated, an unofficial tie in to ck2’s event, and a Jewish character start in ck3. I took great regret in not making any unique events or quest chains, since it seems people ruining the fun for others is a distinct possibility with anything using the word Jew, even in good taste, and wanted to minimize time i wasted if it was removed for any non rule breaching reasoning anyone in power would have.
As for myself, i am a proud ashekanzi jew, and i have made stuff for various games, involving perspectives across the spectrum of society (As examples: the previously removed court jew mod for ck3, and the infamous door kickers magnum opus: My waffen ss overhaul. Yes, it did exist. No, i will not share the files.). I make stuff not to piss off or offend, but to enjoy games and see what can be done in games. Sadly, whether due to antisemitic intentions, or misunderstandings, people get pissed off at me, and have content removed for no other reason than being themed after my people, aka, the Jewish people.
I hate censorship and i hate anyone who takes offense over nothing, based on their own twisted concept of "Jews are a problem".
I never ask for money, or donations, or anything, even when i spent a week or so on this, months on other things, and support stuff i make for a long time, even when i hate a game after the fact. However, if people really wanna support me, i would rather your hard earned money go to a good cause. As such, i would ask, if you are in fact wanting to fund stuff, fund the fine people at Jewish Vocational Services of Boston, who helped my retarded jew ass get a job, trained me for jobs, and helped me become a better person
And in case link gets annulled due to being reported for some reason or another, here it is without being a link
https :/ /www (dot) jvs-boston (dot) org/
If you do in fact throw money their way, tell Micah Flesig i said hi. He should in theory remember me 🙂
If comments get bad, or people act like jerks, i will shut down comments section. i do not like censorship, but if it becomes a necessary evil, so be it. Remember, we all share the same earth, so play nice 🙂
Required DLC:
These DLC should be installed in order to use this item.
Crusader Kings III: Royal Court
Crusader Kings III: Roads to Power
Revisions:
Old revisions of this mod are available below. Click the link to download.
