[WOTC] Wretching Over Tasteless Cuisine
(NOTE: This is a WIP, as there’s still some things i haven’t changed yet. Despite that, I think this is ready enough to be released to the unsuspecting public, just in time for April Fool’s. Enjoy the mod (or don’t)!)
(NOTE 2: Some screenshots may not reflect final mod, as they were taken during "development". I’ll update them at a later date.)
The most "well done" mod you’ll ever consume! Changes a lot of the game’s text to a mix of unhinged & juvenile humor, crass insults, corporate jargon, and word salad, including:
- Base Game + WOTC (duh)
- Alien Hunters
- Shen’s Last Gift
- Tactical Legacy Pack
- A handful of mods (may or may not work)
Fight to dethrone IDIOT Burger (Intelligent Diet & Integrated Organic Technologies) as the world’s largest fast food conglomorate as you take your Employees on an epic journey to make as much profit as you possibly can.
Commit acts of Corporate Espionage against the enemy. Adopt puppies. Write off your crippling chilito addiction as a business expense. Pet puppies. Land your company so far into debt, not even a small loan of a million IDIOT Funbux can save you. Adopt more puppies. Cook a steak. Go for a swim.
IDIOT isn’t defenseless, of course – you’ll need to get through their JERK strike force (Jailbroken Employed Ruthless Killers) to earn what’s rightfully yours, with their ranks ranging from:
- Common street thugs.
- Serial killers.
- War criminals.
- Toilets with guns.
- Telemarketers.
- Fast food employees.
- Jaywalkers.
- Steve.
If you wish for extra seasoning in your meal, be sure to use the Worthless, Overly Tacky Costumes enemy re-skin pack.
Will obviously be incompatible with other mods that make changes to base game text, most notably Ayy Lmao 2.
Marked as mature, as there’s enough profanity and general tomfoolery in here that it’s pretty much necessary.
— Certain pieces of text are immune to my arcane text-altering powers. Nothing i can really do about it – if there was, you wouldn’t be seeing it.
— Mr. Graves – Helped write and fill out several parts.
